The Crap Angler Clonkers Hall of Fame

Not any fish can be added to this page it has to be deemed a "clonker"

Josh with his 4lb 9oz Chub - A REAL CLONKER!
Josh with his 4lb 9oz Chub - A REAL CLONKER! Caught along a secret stretch of the small river Thame (a tributary of the Thames). The Chub was caught using good old fashioned bread flake, linked ledgered with Quiver Tip bite indication, having earlier introduced a few handfuls of liquidised bread. Both Joshua & the Chub were pictured in this weeks Anglers Mail (week beginning 19th January 2009), where Joshy is a regular contributor. A true specimen angler harnessed under the wing of his great fishing father (NotDesTaylor) & utilising 5% of the advice provided by his uncle (NotJohnWilson)!

2lb Roach caught on a strawberry boilie caught by The Crap Angler NotDesWilson with a 2lb Perch caught on cheese paste
2lb Roach caught on strawberry boilie 2lb Perch caught on Cheese Paste (NotJohnWilson quotes, "a pound and a half, tops and that is being generous!"
26lb 11oz Common Carp caught on double sweetcorn in the margins cuaght by The Crap Angler
26lb 11oz Common Carp caught on double sweetcorn in the margins by The Crap Angler.
THE CRAP ANGLER
I AM A BAD CARP ANGLER
I am possibly the worst carp angler there is. I am messy, crap at casting, but somehow I seem to catch carp!
THE CRAP ANGLER BLOG
FROM PASTIES TO CLONKERS!
The Crap Angler Blog has all the stories of how and where my carp are caught. Read the Crap Angler Blog here.
CARP PHOTOS
PHOTOS OF MY FISH
View the photos of the fish I have caught plus a few pasties that my fishing mate Dan "NotJohnWilson" has caught.